Saturday, December 31, 2005

Last Transmission of 2005

Will be words from the late, great Dr. Hunter S. Thompson:

"Beware the flag suckers. They will run you down and eat your flesh but not your heart or your brain, for they are unclean. Good luck."

Happy New Year everyone! More madness to follow in 2006.

Friday, December 30, 2005

Bird Watcher

That is something I was not this morning. I've had the week off of work. It has been wonderful. Today I work though. I was still pretty sleepy this morning while walking on the el platform when suddenly I felt something smack me on the top of my forehead. Whap! What the hell?!! I thought someone had thrown something at me, but immediately following the whap!, I saw a large pigeon frantically flying in front of my face and then fly away. There are no scratches on me, but I can definitely feel where I was hit. Watch where you're flying buddy!

In other news, with 2005 coming to an end I'm feeling optimistic. I'm thinking about where I was a year ago and where I am today. On the surface it may seem like not much has changed with me, but as far as my state of mind and where my head is at, I am in a much better and positive place. It's been a tough year and once again my tolerance for pain has demonstrated it's strength, but it has also been a really fun year. There have been many, many tears and many, many laughs. Probably more laughs than tears. I'm not going to make any resolutions again this year though. I have some big goals and I hope to accomplish them, and when I do I'll announce it in a nice and subtle way. Until then, watch out for tiger monkeys, wombats, and head smashing birds. I will do the same.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Yesterday

I turned 78. Thank you. It's been a hell of a life.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons,
they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs;
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals;
and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love;
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment
it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be,
and whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy.

Max Ehrmann, Desiderata, Copyright 1952.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

The 2 Year Cycle

I had a conversation with a friend the other night. It was about relationships and dating. We both came to the conclusion that we are on the same cycle. The 2 Year Cycle. What is the 2 Year Cycle you ask? We both seem to be involved seriously with someone for 2 years, give or take a month or 2, and then go 2 years without getting seriously involved with anyone. Back and forth it goes. Interesting.

As President of the company I would like to sincerely appologize for the lack of writing here. You see, I had to let the staff go because I could no longer afford to pay them and decided to outsource. You can see how well that has gone for us. I don't know how many, if any, customers we have out there still, but we here at utchmynitz will be working hard in the new year to make the proper adjustments so we can hopefully have a booming business again in 2006. Thank you very much and have a fun and safe, but not too safe, holiday season.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

The Day They Shot John Lennon's Brain

I was 8 years old when John Lennon was shot. Now, I had listened to a lot of Beatles music at a young age because my parents loved them so much. I remember how sad my parents were and how sad everyone on tv was, but at such a young age I didn't really understand what it meant. I knew I loved the Beatles music though. But because it made my parents and everyone else so sad it made me sad. There are so many great John Lennon songs to pick from. I've decided to post these lyrics because they still seem relevant today:

I’m sick and tired of hearing things
From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
I’ve had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of hope
Money for dope
Money for rope

I’m sick to death of seeing things
From tight-lipped, condescending, mama’s little chauvinists
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth now

I’ve had enough of watching scenes
Of schizophrenic, ego-centric, paranoiac, prima-donnas
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of soap
It’s money for dope
Money for rope

Ah, I’m sick and tired of hearing things
From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrites
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now

I’ve had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now

All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth