What you should do tonight if in Chicago

First, what you should do is click here.

See. That was fun, right? Make no mistake. Strike that. I sound like a certain President there. I'm telling ya though, this really is where you should be tonight. Ok, I'm in a very strange mood today. Gettin all Goddamnit on myself! Should be a fun night!!

Now, here's a Tiger-leg Monkey Frog: