Cough Update

The Cough is no longer head of my department. Hasn't been for at least a month now. The Cough has not relocated yet though, so I still have to hear sniff, snort, cough throughout the day. She should start a new cereal. Call it Snotties maybe. The mascots could be Sniff, Snort, Cough! Sounds delicious doesn't it. Maybe a litte mucus jelly toast on the side washed down with a glass of cough syrup. I think I'm going to vomit now.