On this Valentines Day

I would like to state that I am in love with The Flaming Lips. I would also like to say that I am proud of my black heritage. I have joined the Hinsdale woman's volleyball team.

-Hand-

Ok, one of those things is true. Although I am often told I look like Saquille O'Neal. And although I tell folks that besides the fact that I'm not very good at basketball, not really tall, nor am I black, I do look just like him. Well, I have to accept that it is not true.

And as far as the woman's volleyball team. Better luck next year for me I guess.