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This morning I popped a big whopping zit on my cheek. Now it is all red and bright. I thought at a certain age they would just stop showing up. It doesn't work that way. I've never had a problem with acne. Every so often though I get hit with one of these whoppers. So, conveniently this monster is placed a little to the left of the bottom of my nose. My hair comes down just above it, not hiding it, but more like pointing and saying, HEY LOOK, HE'S GOT A ZIT!!